Another Cheesy Personality Quiz (I love these things...)

What James Bond villain am I?

Smile please! You’re Jaws; the towering, shiny-toothed henchman and we certainly wouldn’t want to meet you in a dark alley. You’re tough and brave; the perfect ally and the worst type of foe and you can’t wait to sink your teeth into the next project. In this respect you’re like a terrier – shaking madly at a problem until it goes away. With this sort of personality it’s vital that you’re absolutely certain you have made the correct decision in the first place. Sometimes it can help to ask other people for advice to get a number of different perspectives on the same problem. With your strength of character and undeniable loyalty you certainly have no problems attracting the ladies. However, you may like to take it easy with the cosmetic dentistry work. Why not restrict your extravagances to a pierced tongue or eyebrow instead? You may have more difficulties eating your Yorkie bar but it would save on the monthly metal polish bill. We think your future is going to be something to smile about so walk tall and keep up that infectious enthusiasm. Just try to avoid scuba diving holidays because even your winning smile won’t keep the sharks away!

I knew it all along.